“I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones], My breasts have a life of their own…People are confused [that mine bounce].”
As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is the Moon Moon of Tony’s suits.
im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
My exam is tomorrow, and that still doesn’t motivate me to revise.
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
So John Barrowman isn’t a part of the 50th. I hope BBC hires extra security because I have a feeling he will be there regardless.
“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”
I saw her — boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.
I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.
And then all of the sudden — nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.
Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”
That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.”
#this is all the actors in England #all 12 of them
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
I complain about sixth form routinely but when it asks how it can be improved I have no idea what to say. Useful.

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
Do you ever feel good about how you look and then