We're all stories in the end

unironicgoth: HE TALKED TO ME

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:07:01 +0100

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

Just went out in the car with mum as a passenger for the first time. She is now claiming I caused a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:47:07 +0100

Just went out in the car with mum as a passenger for the first time.

She is now claiming I caused a bout of grey hairs to appear in the course of that hour.

I personally blame the car.

sarastic: greeleys: mondoleon: guten tag WHY AM I LAHGHING...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:20:25 +0100

sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:00:16 +0100

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:12:40 +0100

heat-rises: #the greatest moment in television history

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:40:06 +0100

heat-rises:

#the greatest moment in television history

‘How to react when someone is shooting at you in a museum’ by...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:20:08 +0100

‘How to react when someone is shooting at you in a museum’ by Sherlock Holmes.

To be fair I would react in exactly the same way

phanphanphan: thestubbornandwayward: thatlankyguy: tomhiddlestonfans: nintendoggy: where do hot...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:31:23 +0100

phanphanphan:

thestubbornandwayward:

thatlankyguy:

tomhiddlestonfans:

nintendoggy:

where do hot people come from

But England is freezing.

Exactly. We have to supply our own heat.

oh my god

Casually belting out lyrics in my room, my mum pokes her head around the door, looks at me, says...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:28:08 +0100

Casually belting out lyrics in my room, my mum pokes her head around the door, looks at me, says ‘nil points’ and closes the door.

THANKS

“I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:15:52 +0100

“I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones], My breasts have a life of their own…People are confused [that mine bounce].”

habaneropepperpotts: As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:54:53 +0100

habaneropepperpotts:

As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is the Moon Moon of Tony’s suits.

jackstroubleinatanktop: morristibbs: im laghing so hard at...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:51:29 +0100

jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

My exam is tomorrow, and that still doesn’t motivate me to revise.

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:38:42 +0100

My exam is tomorrow, and that still doesn’t motivate me to revise.

thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:39:37 +0100

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS

bloodyneptune: So John Barrowman isn’t a part of the 50th. I hope BBC hires extra security because...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:38:12 +0100

bloodyneptune:

So John Barrowman isn’t a part of the 50th. I hope BBC hires extra security because I have a feeling he will be there regardless.

“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:32:09 +0100

“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.
So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”

I saw her — boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.

I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.

And then all of the sudden — nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.

Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”

That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.”

ronandhermionealways: heartwarming: #lol can we deal with ron...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:26:57 +0100

ronandhermionealways:

heartwarming:

#lol can we deal with ron and harry’s what’s up bro faces? #while hermione goes on and panics

I’m dying I love it

Just sent an application to the BBC. Now I can forget all about it.

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:09:34 +0100

Just sent an application to the BBC.

Now I can forget all about it.

truncated-symphony: #this is all the actors in England #all 12...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:52:41 +0100

truncated-symphony:

#this is all the actors in England #all 12 of them

pocket-sebastian: arkadie: #oh Harry the things you don’t know...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:15:02 +0100

pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy